A Family of Bastards

(2026–)

If BURN-E (a welding robot) had known how much trouble he'd be caused by WALL-E's pursuit of EVE, then he'd have taken the day off.

A man receives help from an old friend when his parents stop supporting him, but returns the favor by falling in love with the friend's girlfriend.

A female pirate and her companion race against their rivals to find a hidden island that contains a fabulous treasure.

Lieutenant Troy Brennan's reconnaissance mission over Soviet territory goes awry, forcing him to crash-land and survive in Russian wilderness while evading capture or rescue.

Two adolescent boys, staying at a Florida resort, are captivated by chasing girls, but their fate holds more surprises.

In this spoof of vampire-themed movies, teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. She and her friends wrestle with endless dramas that crescendo at the prom.

An arrogant career woman plays a series of heartless mind-games with her boyfriend to "put him in line," only to discover that he has a few tricks up his own sleeve.

When her fiancé uses their "celebrity pass" agreement, Midwest bride Gail Daughtry travels to Hollywood seeking revenge by pursuing her own celebrity encounter.

Three porch pirates steal a van and find the kidnapped Queen of Belgium in the back. Low-rent larceny spirals into a disaster worth remembering and mutual regret might be mistaken for something deeper. Probably not, but maybe.

The new kid in school must battle a gang of street toughs after stealing the gang leader's girl.